Look both ways, I’m getting better at that. However, the guy in front of me at the intersection forgot. We all forget sometimes. Red light, though, so he should be okay.

WAIT! Stop car! It’s a red light! Car forgot what that means. Car didn’t stop. Guy in front of me who was walking is now lying face down on car’s hood.

Thud. Guy in car rolls down his window and yells, “Hey fucker! Get off my car!” Walking guy gets off car and says, “Sorry.” He then continues to cross street. Looks like a limp, but a small one. Car backs up behind white line.

Green light. Car leaves. I turn around and go back home.