Monthly Archives: March 2005

anticipation and its discontents. i’m being eaten from the inside out. or perhaps i’ve been bottled,stuck in the basement and expected to age. expensively.not much else. a noise inside my head. mandatory functions are abhorrent.breathing, sleeping, and a slight cough,must … Continue reading →

Look both ways, I’m getting better at that. However, the guy in front of me at the intersection forgot. We all forget sometimes. Red light, though, so he should be okay. WAIT! Stop car! It’s a red light! Car forgot … Continue reading →

Last night, walking home from school, I tripped. Crossing the tracks of the public transportation train I caught my foot and fell. Gloriously. Almost bouncing, I tried to steady myself on my hands but the arms behind them buckled and … Continue reading →

Not that I can really relate to this, but my sister is getting married. Tonight. She and my new “brother-in-law” are eloping to Vegas. In a chapel. There may be an Elvis, I’m not sure about that. Tony and I … Continue reading →

Bizarre love triangle. She actually had me convinced that all it would take was one time and he’d be cured. Mix that with the fact that I was really eager to finally do it and there was no turning back. … Continue reading →

Tony met this girl over the internet. Ever since he graduated from his $60 “school” he’s been trying to diversify his love life. This basically means I have to help him read all the e-mail he now receives from the … Continue reading →

Whoever thinks christianity has nothing to offer needs simply to flip through the bible. Specifically, they should read the old testament and search for the wonderful stories of vengeance and regret. My current favorite is the tale of Uzzah. 2 … Continue reading →