It is always important to prepare for the future. Someday, when I am published in paper format, I will need to sign a name to my words. This is where you come in–you need to help me choose that name. This is not the first naming contest I’ve held, and it won’t be the last. The last go round I was working for a college radio station, hosting an hour of electronic music, and I needed a name to tell my listening public so they could mail me personal requests (the bulk of the listening public was located at the local state prision). The winning moniker was superb: D. J. Tanner featuring Kimi Gibbler. So as you can see, you have a lot to live up to.
I’ve been playing with anagrams lately, so for the moment these are your options. Feel free to suggest others not on the list, or dispose of the list entirely and come up with something of your own:
1. Bergman Joiners
2. Jameson Bringer (or Bringer Jameson)
3. German Rib Jones
Many thanks for your continuing input.
Me and Mr. Jones 
i’ve always thought that “benjamin macrogers” had a nice ring to it.
o my word. the german rib jones thing. perfecto.
Yeah, i like that one too.
German Rib Jones, definitely.Did you take German in school too, or was it just your darling sister? I find myself completely unable to remember details in my dotage.
Ich lerne Deutsch. Meine Schwester auch.
Unfortunately, deine schwester muss or something also this summer take German. To get that thing. That PhD.Who’s snowninja?
To paraphrase Indiana Jones’s father: “But Snowninja was the hamster’s name!”Anyway, feel free to send me email. (My last name) @ (three initials of the college I attended, fairly close to where Tony now lives) dot edu.
Wait…now i’m confused. Do I know your last name? I thought I did, but if you went to school out here then I actually have no idea at all. More clues!!!!!
You’d better, or no more swim meet pistachios for you. Or kiwi, for that matter.And no posting my name when you come up with it- just send me email.
good clue. took me a second because i actually think she said swim meet “pomegranates” but i know there was kiwi. i’ll drop you a line. here’s hoping i’m not stalking some poor innocent engineering student who happens to be named after a country. well, sorta.
you totally found my blog by googling your name, right! german jones is the person who used the name in the comments. hey snow, do you got a blog?
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