This lovely new google search, which brought someone to Tony, asks a couple tasty questions. The first, of a more prurient interest, is what was this person hoping to find? It isn’t as overtly sexual as some past searches (like, say, “tux fuck”), but the implied sexuality cannot be denied.
The second, only interesting to nerdy librarians, is how this search string was actually constructed? Why did they select the keywords that they did? “Dorm room” implies the scene of the crime, but was this the place the “speedos” became “wet”? Or, is this the final destination? Simply to dry out these skimpy suits, or perhaps to prolong their use? You know, now that I’ve asked the library-type question, I realize that they’re a little prurient, too. Oh, to be a dirty librarian. Isn’t it wonderful?