I am watching television (again) and there is a crazy person acting, or rather, a person acting like a crazy person. I often act like a crazy person, or I think some people think that I do. The crazy person on the television killed someone and stole her baby because she needed a baby to keep her husband from divorcing her. I have not done any of these things. But I do sometimes talk to myself, loudly, and laugh when I think of things that strike me as funny. So do I have anything to worry about? Hopefully not. But most importantly we should ask ourselves, “What does this have to do with Neil Diamond?” Nothing…thankfully.