I lose at Scrabble regularly. It is beginning to affect my happiness. Not because I lose, no, that is not it at all. But because I lose after justly challenging letter combinations which simply should not be words. Mo? Os? Xu? Jee? This then allows me to feel that any combination of letters might count as a word. However, when I posit my own–av–it is rejected. It is causing me to think that the world is a cold, uncaring, and completely unfair place.
Or maybe I’m just jealous…
Me and Mr. Jones 
you’re just jealous. you wish you could memorize the official scrabble dictionary like all the cool kids do.
I won a game last night, thanks in large part to the inclusion of “Qi” in the new Scrabble dictionary. Played the Q on a triple-letter score, of course.