“Come gather my children, please have no fear,
Yes this is a costume, and yes I am on my 10th beer,
But today is a day that is celebrated by all,
Please note: If you have to throw-up, the stalls are down the hall…”

If ever I had known that some religions set aside certain days to get wasted and crossdress, I probably wouldn’t have slandered the Big Guy as often as I have in the past. This may be the time to strongly consider getting circumcised.