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“No the bed was squeaking, for a long time that was all you could
hear. But then he began to moan.”

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“Yeah, he’s loud, but I think his bed is also right above ours so it
makes a little sense. But you haven’t heard the good part yet. When
he moaned it was like he was in a porno. You could totally imagine
his head cocked backwards, his mouth totally open, and his whole body
tensed while he released all that was built up inside.”

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“No, I mean screaming. It was crazy. At first we both just laughed,
but then I must admit I began to get aroused.”

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“That’s just it, he was alone!”

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“Yup. And it happens all the time. The man doesn’t play with
himself–he wrestles. And sometimes you can hear the porno in the back
he must be watching to get himself going.”

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“No, unfortunately it sounds like girls on the video.”

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“Well, there was one time he was actually with some girl, and again
the crazy jack-hammerish shaking of the bed, and she was totally
screaming along with him. I swear there must have been a camera in
the room because she sounded totally fake but kept on telling him how
good it all was.”

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“No, we don’t really ever hear a peep out of them other than when
someone is having some kind of sex. It’s nothing like girl who lives
below us.”

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“No, the dominatrix. Yeah, it sounds like I’m making this up, I wish
I were, but she really is. She literally screams about using her
whips on people and how she got in some fight with another girl who
claimed when you strap on a dildo it makes you less of a woman.”

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