George is hungry. He wants some text every other day. And he wishes I wouldn’t say things like “porno” and “dildo”. (he passed on “Ceiling/Floor”) Man…what did I get myself in to?!
Actually, I understand and agree, but that means I have to use my mind a bit more and my crotch a bit less. Alas.
So tonight’s offering sounds something like this:
Acetaminophen for headaches, both natural and unnatural.
Prevacid for stomach, acid reflux related pain, eating too much or too little.
Lexapro for anxiety, fictional or nonfictional.
Antibiotics for sinus-related infections, severe or insignificant.
Vitamins and decongestants taken as needed.
Alcohol for everything else.
Me and Mr. Jones 