Today is The Pleiades’ “High Holy Day” and the most revered day of my new belief system. It is the day scholars tell me my religion was actually founded. And the day of the “miraculous happening”. Tony refused to disclose the actual nature of this happening, but I am supposed to believe in it and relish it for eternity. I’m not sure if it is merely coincidental that today is also the first full day after Tony hatched this little scheme of his, or if this block of 24 hours actually does mean a little bit more than the others.

I shall hearby now always observe this holy day on the Monday following the Sunday night broadcast of the Grammy awards. Just like I currently remember Superbowl Sunday as the day my house burned down. That night also happened to be when Janet Jackson’s boob was momentarily exposed on television. And tonight, this most special night, it so happens that TV on the Radio are performing on the Colbert Report. These are a few of my two favorite pop-cultural things at the moment. So all of this surely isn’t coincidence.