Author Archives: German Jones

Every Republican President knows that in order to add a little spice to your term in office…you should go to war. Although we are not currently registered with any political party, nor do we live in a white house, Tony … Continue reading →

  Just thought you should know that this is Tony’s 200th posting to his blog. And when I say “his” I mean “mine”. Of course, democratically speaking I should probably actually say “the people’s”. But then again this is the … Continue reading →

I always wanted the authors I really loved to be dead. That way, I thought, it would be possible to understand their work in its absolute context. Everything could be read, processed, contextualized, and therefore properly enjoyed. I also made … Continue reading →

Because my biological clock is gender-neutralized, I have recently been plagued by a more pressing need to produce things that are born of the mind. I am not yet sure if this is driven by a fear of an anonymous … Continue reading →

you’ll have to pardon this evening’s postings. it would appear that Tony stumbled upon a small dose of inspiration (and/or a large bottle of whiskey.) it is impossible to know which came first, the pictures or the poems, but you … Continue reading →

there is a general withdrawing from orifices after a while. “you like that? here, just do a little more.” “what–and sabotage the whole thing?” “if we are here once, only once, then clearly we are here to take what we … Continue reading →

it was too late to do anything but moanhe had not expected to hear itwe were both insufferably childish i watched himhe wanted to be inside againi felt elated i went down on my hands and kneeshe was watching me … Continue reading →

Rosa Parks died this evening. I just read about it in the New York Times. And I have an odd confession. When first reading the article, I was thinking to myself that this would be the end to lawsuits against … Continue reading →

So by all conventional calendars and clocks, I have been alive now for 26 years. Well, if you are a pro-lifer it has actually been more like 26 years and nine months, as fertilization actually happened around that time. And … Continue reading →