Author Archives: German Jones

Look both ways, I’m getting better at that. However, the guy in front of me at the intersection forgot. We all forget sometimes. Red light, though, so he should be okay. WAIT! Stop car! It’s a red light! Car forgot … Continue reading →

Last night, walking home from school, I tripped. Crossing the tracks of the public transportation train I caught my foot and fell. Gloriously. Almost bouncing, I tried to steady myself on my hands but the arms behind them buckled and … Continue reading →

Not that I can really relate to this, but my sister is getting married. Tonight. She and my new “brother-in-law” are eloping to Vegas. In a chapel. There may be an Elvis, I’m not sure about that. Tony and I … Continue reading →

Bizarre love triangle. She actually had me convinced that all it would take was one time and he’d be cured. Mix that with the fact that I was really eager to finally do it and there was no turning back. … Continue reading →

Tony met this girl over the internet. Ever since he graduated from his $60 “school” he’s been trying to diversify his love life. This basically means I have to help him read all the e-mail he now receives from the … Continue reading →

Whoever thinks christianity has nothing to offer needs simply to flip through the bible. Specifically, they should read the old testament and search for the wonderful stories of vengeance and regret. My current favorite is the tale of Uzzah. 2 … Continue reading →

Don’t it always seem to go that we don’t know what we got till it’s gone? My body has adjusted itself to the crazy pills. No more headaches, no more dizzy spells, and no more seeking out arousing situations to … Continue reading →

Wow. I really like to talk about “crazy pills” don’t I? Partly it comes from the acute case of hypochondria that plagues me. Oh, to live a life of stress and obsession. So there’s excuse number one: anything slightly askew … Continue reading →