Two hours ago, someone got to Tony Wears a Tux by searching Google for the phrase: “Serious deep dicking.”
A few weeks ago, someone else found the blog by searching for the phrase “Watched him pee.”
I don’t know if this is more a commentary on Tony or on the people searching the internet. Either way it amuses me immensely.
Final thought: If you can name the song that yielded this post’s title, you’ll win a prize.

beastie boys – shake your rump!
Good work, Swell. Unfortunately, a bit too late. Our friend Cindy won the prize–but if I can think of an alternate I’ll let you know. And as always, thanks for reading!