Whoever searches the internet for the phrase “tux fuck”–I thank you!

In my opinion, this is both the most entertaining search-string I’ve encountered yet, and also the most relevant to Tony Wears a Tux. And I am happy to report that when you performed that search, Tony was the first hit. This is cause for celebration!

Also, it should be noted that Tony decided to look and see the other sites your inspired search retrieved. And you would not believe the treasures that abound on this humble internet. The best of the best was a column in the LA Weekly which feature the tales of “Tuxboy.” In it you may find the Tuxboy Mission Statement, hereafter the official slogan of Tony Wears a Tux: “Exorcising chronic seasonal demons with inopportune formalwear.”