I know this is about 10 years too late, but, um, am I the only one out here who has a slight obsession with Damon Albarn? No, No, it is NOT because I think “He’s so dreamy…” (although the Defense is unwilling to stipulate that he isn’t!!!), or that I’m jealous of his foppy hair and pithy pop songs. Well, maybe it is a wee bit. His bubble-gum pop is so sprawling and he does have a cartoon band of monkeys, and he did write the lyric: “Tender is my heart / I’m screwing up my life / Oh lord I need to find / Someone who can heal my mind…” Okay, fine, I’m smitten. Is that so wrong?
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Me and Mr. Jones 
Oh, me too, totally. I love that song. And that… hair.
I mean, I totally don’t get the Oasis/Blur “rivalry” they used to talk about. *What* competition? Isn’t it obvious where the superiority is?