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If “the text is a tissue of quotations drawn from innumerable centres of culture,” then what am I? And if I die, what will be my memory? I am starting to worry for my legacy; the contents of my pockets. … Continue reading →

The death of one god is the death of all.One’s grand flight, one’s Sunday baths,coffee and oranges in a sunny chair.The body dies; the body’s beauty lives.I do not know which to prefer…

Gird up now thy loins like a man. My tongueis the pen of a ready writer.My soul thirsteth for thee,my flesh longeth for theein a dry and thirsty land, where no water is.Thou has the dew of thy youth: winethat … Continue reading →

Every so often, a blog (even one as flashy and wonderful as Tony’s) needs a publicity stunt. Now is one of those times. So, Tony has teamed up with The Reluctant Receptionist to write a simultaneous entry about a prescribed … Continue reading →

I hear voices. I think they are just my own, but sometimes I’m not so sure. For instance, a few minutes ago I was eavesdropping on a conversation in the next room, and I was certain the following was said: … Continue reading →

Whoever searches the internet for the phrase “tux fuck”–I thank you! In my opinion, this is both the most entertaining search-string I’ve encountered yet, and also the most relevant to Tony Wears a Tux. And I am happy to report … Continue reading →

“Standing in the shower thinkingAbout what makes a manAn outlaw or a leaderI’m thinking about power…The ways a man could use itOr be destroyed by itThe water hits my neckAnd I’m pissing on myself…” And so begins the epic tale … Continue reading →

Two hours ago, someone got to Tony Wears a Tux by searching Google for the phrase: “Serious deep dicking.” A few weeks ago, someone else found the blog by searching for the phrase “Watched him pee.” I don’t know if … Continue reading →

anticipation and its discontents. i’m being eaten from the inside out. or perhaps i’ve been bottled,stuck in the basement and expected to age. expensively.not much else. a noise inside my head. mandatory functions are abhorrent.breathing, sleeping, and a slight cough,must … Continue reading →

Look both ways, I’m getting better at that. However, the guy in front of me at the intersection forgot. We all forget sometimes. Red light, though, so he should be okay. WAIT! Stop car! It’s a red light! Car forgot … Continue reading →