Category Archives: Tony

Accountability 

For the sake of transforming my struggles with drinking and discipline into a dissociative identity disorder, I decided to reach out to Tony this morning and see if he could help steer this narrative. During my prep period we had … Continue reading

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Looking Backwards Looking Forwards

I am both held hostage and kept moving by my fixation with time. I, like most of you, have made the same resolutions every new year’s day for years and years. I think of the impulse as a mixture of … Continue reading

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Formal Attire: The Blog Soundtrack

Well, folks…Spring is here and the birds are a chirpin’. You should be, too. Here’s something to help you along–it is a second installment of this Blog’s soundtrack. (Click here for Volume One) Get yours today!

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Tender Loins: The Blog Soundtrack

Tony has decided to get his name in the news (and his songs into your conciousness) by releasing a soundtrack to this blog. It’s sonically distinctive and narratively driven. You can get your own by either by downloading using the … Continue reading

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Benedict Tony

Tony is a turncoat. Yesterday he told me I don’t dress well enough for him. He wants me to be his mirror. I should reflect the best parts of himself. I saw this coming. I’ve thought about this before. I’m … Continue reading

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Bad education.

Tony claims to be jealous of alter boys: the pomp and circumstance, the eucharist and the fondling. He seriously states that as a young boy he was so starved for touch that he would have welcomed older hands and their … Continue reading

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Literary interlude

I’ve grown beyond Tony this morning. Instead, I thought you would enjoy this excerpt from the best book I’ve ever read again and again. Page 54 of Autobiography of Red reads: “As in childhood we live sweeping close to the … Continue reading

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Addendum (aka additional anecdote)

Tony is still in the dark, thankfully. However, his hired hack publicist seems to feel that the last post may be taken as a bit odd, or, as Robert mentioned, something that should be kept as secret. I’m not sure … Continue reading

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Florid

Flushed with rosy color; ruddy. Very ornate; flowery: a florid prose style. Archaic. Healthy. Obsolete. Abounding in or covered with flowers. Tony the celebrity believes he should have his own clothing line. He asked me to suggest a possible name … Continue reading

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Tony the Tyrant

I recently attended a press junket with Tony where he named his biggest influence as Mr. Tony Bennett. Seems logical, right? The crowd bought it. I did not. Tony Bennett is all smiles. My own Tony prefers to grimace. Tony … Continue reading

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